Portugués Dormido Com Cu Perdido!

There are many Portuguese sayings about other cultures (usually against their Former Colonies, Spain, and assorted Racist sayings toward everybody else on the Planet) but here are some of my absolute Favorites that make Fun of these Portugee bean-brains...

Portugués Dormido Com Cu Perdido which translates in Spanish to Portuguesito Dormido con el Culo Perdido, and in English it translates as Sleeping Portuguese with his anus all over the place. LOL, i love that one! This old saying pays homage to the Portuguese having taken it in the anus by the British for their 630+ year alliance; in a state of anal slumber and paralysis of course since it has ONLY benefited Britain at Portugal's expense LOL, LOL, what idiots!

Não é o mesmo dizendo uma merda do Portugal que o merda e Portugal which translates in Spanish to No es lo mismo decir una mierda de Portugal que Portugal es una mierda, and in English it translates as it's not the same to say a shit from Portugal than saying Portugal is shit. It's good to see a country acknowledge the truth!